you know that part in emperor’s new groove when devil kronk is like “that’s nothing. look what I can do” and does a one-handed handstand and then angel kronk is like “he’s got a point”? that’s two brain cells representation babey
me wishing a girl would kiss me so hard my nose almost breaks like in brokeback mountain
Zodiac signs? That’s so 2017
We Dungeon and Dragons 5th Edition classes now:
- Barbarian - (Mar 21-Apr 19)
- Bard - (Apr 20-May 20)
- Cleric - (May 21-Jun 20)
- Druid - (June 21-July 22)
- Fighter - (July 23-Aug 22)
- Monk - (Aug 23-Sep 22)
- Paladin - (Sep 23-Oct 22)
- Ranger - (Oct 23-Nov 21)
- Rogue - (Nov 22-Dec 21)
- Sorcerer - (Dec 22-Jan 19)
- Warlock - (Jan 20-Feb 18)
- Wizard - (Feb 19-Mar 20)
adult person: life gets faster as you get older!
me aged 10: sounds fake but ok
me now:
me, talking about anything
My last brain cell is heart shaped